THIS WEEK’S Twin Peak #5

It’s been at tough week, with highs few and far between as we all went down like dominoes with a nasty cold/flu bug. This peak is from earlier today, when we were in the car, and the usual bickering battle, “My mummy,” “No! MY mummy,” began to start in earnest.

Me: How many arms does mummy have?
Twins: Two!
Me: So that’s one for Ez, and one for Fonz.
Twins: Yes!
Me: And how many legs does mummy have?
Twins: Two!
Me: So that’s one for Ez, and one for Fonz.
Twins: Yes!
Me: [waves right arm in the air] So whose arm is this?
Fonz: Fonz’s!
Me: [waves left arm in the air] And whose arm is this?
Ez: Ez’s!
Me: So that proves it then. I’m both of your mummys.
Twins: Yes mummy!

Success. Well, at least for five minutes before Fonz pipes up: “No arm, no leg for Ez. MY mummy.”

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